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Funny Education Quotes
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"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
- Bruce Lee (Send This Quote)

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
- Albert Camus (Send This Quote)

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
- John Mendosa (Send This Quote)

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
- Will Rogers (Send This Quote)

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
- Desmond Bagley (Send This Quote)

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
- Lenny Bruce (Send This Quote)

"If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get."
- John Watson (Send This Quote)

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates..."
- Unknown (Send This Quote)

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
- Hector Louis Berlioz (Send This Quote)

"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped."
- Marcel Achard (Send This Quote)

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