Different People You Meet In The Mens Bathroom
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Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts. Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink. Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. Frivolous: Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals. Absent minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Childish: Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles. Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent. Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands. Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. Tough: Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry. Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe. Little: Stands on a box, falls in and drowns. Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away. 
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