"Kids" Little Instructions on Life."
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1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching." -Andrew, Age 9 2. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." -Rocky, age 9 3. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning." -Stephanie, age 8 4. "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower." -Lamar, age 10 5. "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes." -Carrol, age 9 6. "Never bug a pregnant mom." -Nicholas, age 11 7. "Don't ever be too full for dessert." -Kelly, age 10 8. "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him." -Heather, age 16 9. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14 10. "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." -Joel, age 12 11. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." -Alyesha, age 13 12. "Never try to baptize a cat." -Laura, age 13 13. "Never spit when on a roller coaster." -Scott, age 11 14. "Never do pranks at a police station." -Sam, age 10 15. "Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving." -Rob, age 10 16. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do." -Hank, age 12 17. "Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand." -Molly, age 11 18. "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information." -Chelsey, age 7 19. "Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9 20. "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car." -Phillip, age 13 21. "Forget the cake, go for the icing." -Cynthia, age 8 22. "Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house." -Joanne, age 11 23. "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents." -Matthew, age 12 
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