 Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this simple
concept that men can ever hope to understand women. Hopefully, with these
guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways
of womankind.The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she
knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a
woman knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of
time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to
find out is to ask the nearest woman.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking a woman such a question
. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once a
woman starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe
this has something to do with the way that women think. Women believe
that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to a woman talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.
Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell
breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one
should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1
month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day
whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional
form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.
Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But, other
times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to
distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already know
the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope
to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgement can result in
death.
Women know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes
men dont know what they are thinking, men usually dont know what they
want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the
most part is women. This is unfortunate, for women know this fact and
know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact
will not change.
Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep one
happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is
thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how
evil they are, not to love them. 
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